Friday, May 13, 2022

The Marlow Murder Club














tags: mystery 
⭐⭐

From GoodReads
To solve an impossible murder, you need an impossible hero…
Judith Potts is seventy-seven years old and blissfully happy. She lives on her own in a faded mansion just outside Marlow, there’s no man in her life to tell her what to do or how much whisky to drink, and to keep herself busy she sets crosswords for The Times newspaper.
One evening, while out swimming in the Thames, Judith witnesses a brutal murder. The local police don’t believe her story, so she decides to investigate for herself, and is soon joined in her quest by Suzie, a salt-of-the-earth dog-walker, and Becks, the prim and proper wife of the local Vicar. Together, they are the Marlow Murder Club.
When another body turns up, they realise they have a real-life serial killer on their hands. And the puzzle they set out to solve has become a trap from which they might never escape.
The novel is a new cozy murder mystery series set in England with 3 female amateur sleuths solving murders. It is a less entertaining parroting of The Thursday Murder Club. I find the story and characters too contrived and blah. I was able to guess the murderer/s early on. And the motive, hint: Strangers On A Train, a brilliantly written murder mystery.

Sorry Mr. Thorogood, but I regret to say, I have to take a pass on the future installments. Mr. Thorogood is the creator of the popular British telly series Death In Paradise which I have never seen. I know what it is about but for some reason, I was never interested in the series.

Friday, May 6, 2022

The Sound Of Magic


tags: drama, fantasy, friendship, Korean, magic, musical, mystery, Netflix streaming
6 complete episodes, May 6, 2022
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

From AsianWiki
Yoon A-Yi is a high school student; she supports herself and her younger sister by working part-time jobs. She doesn't know where her parents are. Her father was driven away from home because of debt collectors and her mother then left home. Even with her poor financial situation, she is able to rank near the top at her school academically. She also has a pretty appearance. Yoon A-Yi wants to become an adult as soon as possible to have a stable job. Meanwhile, her classmate is Na Il-Deung. He regularly competes with Yoon A-Yi to receive the top grade, but they begin to have feelings for each other. One day, Yoon A-Yi meets Magician Lee-Eul at an abandoned amusement park. He puts on magic shows to people who tell him they believe in magic. He is a mysterious person, but he comforts Yoon A-Yi, who told him that she believes in magic.
Ji Chang-Wook plays the magician. He looks like he lost a lot of weight, his face is so thin. The promotional still photos look magical. 

Watch the Disneyesque sequence after end of credits. This is not a comedy nor romance but a beautiful drama fantasy with some life lessons. Highly recommended.

Ji Chang-Wook as magician Lee-Eul


Do you believe in magic?
Make your own fantasy...
Spread your worn out hopes 
That you crumpled and put away
Sincerely, sincerely
When I believe in myself
I finally find out 
The secrets of all that magic
If you just break out of the mold
Of the word "destiny"
There is a world
Just for you
Make your own fantasy...



Wednesday, May 4, 2022

The Honourable Schoolboy














tags: espionage, reread, thriller
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

From GoodReads
John le Carré's classic novels deftly navigate readers through the intricate shadow worlds of international espionage with unsurpassed skill and knowledge and have earned him -- and his hero, British Secret Service agent George Smiley -- unprecedented worldwide acclaim.
In this classic masterwork, le Carré expands upon his extraordinary vision of a secret world as George Smiley goes on the attack.
In the wake of a demoralizing infiltration by a Soviet double agent, Smiley has been made ringmaster of the Circus (aka the British Secret Service). Determined to restore the organization's health and reputation, and bent on revenge, Smiley thrusts his own handpicked operative into action. Jerry Westerby, "The Honourable Schoolboy," is dispatched to the Far East. A burial ground of French, British, and American colonial cultures, the region is a fabled testing ground of patriotic allegiances and a new showdown is about to begin.
I was compelled to reread The Honourable Schoolboy after reading The Matchmaker: A Spy In Berlin which I borrowed because of high rating and glowing reviews, comparing it to works of Graham Greene and John le Carré. No way! The story and main character Anne of The Matchmaker are dull dull dull, the novel devoid of suspense. Nice try, Mr. Paul Vidich and promoters, but it was a no and zero star for me.

It was 10 years ago when I last read The Honourable Schoolboy which I deem the best of the George Smiley Versus Karla trilogy. The storytelling is beautifully written and brilliant with le Carré's signature biting sense of humor, and characterization is topnotch. Still 5-star out of 5 spy thriller.

The novel is set mostly in Asia - Hong Kong, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, a little bit in China and Tuscany, Italy. Extra point for making me nostalgic re familiar Hong Kong scenes such as Wanchai, Causeway Bay, Mid-Levels, Victoria Peak, Happy Valley, the shops, atmosphere, ferry, and people, etc.

Friday, April 15, 2022

The Overnight Guest














tags: mystery, ugh!














from GoodReads
True crime writer Wylie Lark doesn’t mind being snowed in at the isolated farmhouse where she’s retreated to write her new book. A cozy fire, complete silence. It would be perfect, if not for the fact that decades earlier, at this very house, two people were murdered in cold blood and a girl disappeared without a trace.

As the storm worsens, Wylie finds herself trapped inside the house, haunted by the secrets contained within its walls—haunted by secrets of her own. Then she discovers a small child in the snow just outside. After bringing the child inside for warmth and safety, she begins to search for answers. But soon it becomes clear that the farmhouse isn’t as isolated as she thought, and someone is willing to do anything to find them.
Oh for Pete's sake! Another highly rated "thriller" on GoodReads and Amazon but the book makes no sense and has zero 
entertainment value. It's a snoozefest from the first paragraph down to the last. It is poorly written with 3 POVs and timelines, going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...Wylie is one of the dumbest fictional characters I have ever read.

Murder, kidnapping and imprisonment, rape, torture, more grisly murders that lasted for 22 years. If you are a normal person, don't bother reading unless you are not and love these icky stuff.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Blackwater: The Complete Saga

tags: fantasy, historical fiction, mystery, Southern Gothic, supernatural
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

From GoodReads
Michael McDowell was proclaimed “the finest writer of paperback originals in America” by Stephen King, and “one of the best writers of horror in this country” by Peter Straub.
Now, McDowell’s masterpiece—the serial novel, Blackwater—returns to thrill and terrify a new generation of readers, with all six volumes available for the first time as a single e-book.
Featuring an insightful new introduction by John Langan, Blackwater traces more than fifty years in the lives of the powerful Caskey family of Perdido, Alabama, under the influence of the mysterious and beautiful—but not quite human—Elinor Dammert.
The Flood heralds the arrival of a visitor who will change the Caskey family—and the town—forever…
When the town builds The Levee, it proves a vain attempt to control a horrific power that can never be contained…
The House hides terrible secrets that whisper in closed rooms and scrabble at locked doors…
The War reveals family secrets more deadly and devastating than anything Perdido has ever dreamed in its deepest nightmares…
The Fortune brings happiness and power—but even greater terror… And finally, the mysterious saga of the Caskey family ends the only way it can—in terrible judgment and fury delivered under the cover of a relentless, earth-shattering Rain.
The book was originally published as a series of six volumes in 1983 and issued recently as one book. Wow! I didn't notice it has more than 800 pages. I couldn't put the book down, kept on reading from the first word to the last. It is a family saga a la Dallas, set in early 1900 but is more Southern Gothic than ordinary soap opera. It is equally sweet and creepy and I like the author's wit and sense of humor. 

A river monster crawls out of the river, takes the form of a human, and marries the eldest son of the wealthiest family, disregarding the matriarch opposing the union. They have 2 daughters, one a full human and one half river monster.

The book is hard to categorize and some readers put it under the horror genre. It is a little bit specially when some characters unexpectedly are torn limb by limb like a ragdoll while still alive, one character's head torn and impaled with lumber from a moving truck. Yikes! There are also a few vengeful ghosts living in a closet, mother-in-law from hell who has unreasonable behavior towards everyone including her children and grandchildren. Very Southern gothic. And the children, oh my, the children. 

Friday, April 8, 2022

Metal Lords

tags: comedy, drama, post-metal music, Netflix streaming, teen movie
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

from IMDB
Two kids want to start a heavy metal band in a high school where exactly two kids care about heavy metal. They try to find a bass player, and fail but they do find a girl who is very good at cello. If the three of them can't settle their differences and work together, they're never going to win the Battle of the Bands.
I couldn't care less if the movie is rated unsatisfactory by "professional" reviewers. Yes, it is clichéd and has a predictable ending but 
it is funny and engaging. I loved it. Sometimes, Netflix comes up with an enjoyable movie about high schoolers that is worth a second watch.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Old Enough


Another Japanese TV show with children as young as 2½ years old running errands such as shopping, delivery, or doing chores ALONE. That's absolutely crazy! Only in Japan and I think in South Korea too. It's amazing the children can communicate properly with adults in the shops and can identify different vehicles such as police cars, buses, etc. Of course, a TV crew is filming so there isn't any danger of them getting hit by a car or snatched by perverts.

On the first episode, the 2 year 9 month old boy has a gross yellowish snot, walking 1 kilometer all the way to his house, dragging the flowers on the road, completing the 3 items to buy for his mother. Kawaii! Very entertaining and some of the kids are natural comedians and some have boundless energy. The camera people must be exhausted with the 2 children running and running even after going up 200 steps. The series is quite addicting to watch.

Streaming on Netflix 20 episodes, 7 to 21 minutes

Monday, March 28, 2022

Thermæ Romæ Novæ

 

New bingeable anime Thermæ Romæ Novæ on Netflix streaming 
11 Episodes, 27 - 36 minutes

2012 live action is also ridiculous and hilarious.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

Breathless


tags: mystery, spiritual, supernatural
⭐⭐⭐⭐

From GoodReads
#1 New York Times bestselling author Dean Koontz delivers a thrilling novel of suspense and adventure, as the lives of strangers converge around a mystery unfolding high in the Colorado mountains—and the balance of the world begins to tilt….
In the stillness of a golden September afternoon, deep in the wilderness of the Rockies, a solitary craftsman, Grady Adams, and his magnificent Irish wolfhound Merlin step from shadow into light…and into an encounter with enchantment. That night, through the trees, under the moon, a pair of singular animals will watch Grady's isolated home, waiting to make their approach.A few miles away, Camillia Rivers, a local veterinarian, begins to unravel the threads of a puzzle that will bring all the forces of a government in peril to her door.At a nearby farm, long-estranged identical twins come together to begin a descent into darkness. In Las Vegas, a specialist in chaos theory probes the boundaries of the unknowable.On a Seattle golf course, two men make matter-of-fact arrangements for murder. Along a highway by the sea, a vagrant scarred by the past begins a trek toward his destiny.
In a novel that is at once wholly of our time and timeless, fearless and funny, Dean Koontz takes readers into the moment between one turn of the world and the next, across the border between knowing and mystery. It is a journey that will leave all who take it Breathless.
Breathless is one of Dean Koontz books that I skipped reading because at the time the synopsis sounded the same as his other books. I was wrong to presume that Breathless has the same old same old supernatural sci-fi mystery. Good against evil is ever present but the story is more spiritual IMHO. Maybe I'm wrong but that's my opinion. The novel dismisses the belief of man's evolution and I agree with the novel that there is a creator. Grady Adams and his friend Camilla believe that the animals with human like intelligence that suddenly materialized in the woods belong to a new "created" species and did not evolve from some organism. Puzzle and Riddle, the names given to them by Grady Adams, are not only cute like small children, but very intelligent and adapt quickly to humans and the Irish Wolfhound. Although they cannot speak, they have their own way of communicating.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Windfall


tags: Netflix movie, thriller wannabe, worst movie ever made
my rating: gazillion goose eggs0000000000
from Netflix
A man breaks into a tech billionaire's empty vacation home, but things go sideways when the arrogant mogul and his wife arrive for a last-minute get-away.
"Arrogant mogul" description is inaccurate. I didn't see any arrogance in his character. The tech mogul is matter-of-fact and not flaunting his riches to the envious vacation home occupier.

What an embarrassment! The movie is a major fail in every category.

Acting -The only acceptable performance is done by Jesse Plemons who plays the husband. The other 3 actors  Are. Truly. Awful. They have neither facial expressions nor believable delivery of lines. 

Illogical Script - Extremely inane because nobody who is supposed to be smart to become a billionaire will leave a loaded gun inside an unlocked drawer in an empty vacation house. If you have a gun to use for your safety, you either store it where you reside everyday, not in a weekend home, or carry it with you everyday, or hire a bodyguard. A spare gun in a vacation home should be kept in a strong box if he is stupid to insist one should be kept there. Obviously, the script writer doesn't know anything about guns and its purpose. The stranger who decides to "experience being a a billionaire by squatting in the vacation home" is only there maybe for a week or days which does not serve his purpose. What an idiotic idea. He did not intend to stay there forever, so why did he declare he wanted to live like a billionaire? Since it is a vacation home, there are no food. The occupier still needs to go out and buy them. He can only enjoy the swimming pool, the sauna, the alcoholic drinks, and the house but nothing else. He is only seen drinking beer or some bottled drink. That's it. He never used the pool nor the sauna. Killing the only believable entrepreneur character is the dumbest idea ever. This movie is written mainly for lazy socialists and brainless viewers who envy rich accomplished people to satisfy their wish in "eating" and killing the rich.😠 There are no backstories for all 3 main characters to understand the stupid wife and the equally d'oh! stupid occupier. The late arrival of a Latino groundskeeper is contrived. He starts doing some noisy work outside which is a head scratcher. He is using a leaf blower or some tool that makes loud noise but the property has no green lawn nor trees very near the house. It is xeriscaped, no grass around and the driveway to the house. The ground is pristine. What is he using the tool for? His death is unnecessary and he is portrayed as lacking in common sense too. Rayciss!

Directing and Cinematography - amateurs

Music - amateur, computer generated garbage, annoying, and incongruous to the particular scenes

Entertainment Value - NIL. Watching paint dry or waiting for water to boil is more exciting. Trust me.