The Entitled

 

tags: comedy, Filipino movie, Netflix streaming

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After learning her estranged father is a hotel mogul, Belinda bumbles her way through a new, sophisticated lifestyle with the help of a charming lawyer.

Why oh why was this horrible movie made? I'm not fond of Filipino movies and this one made me more than cringe. This movie is garbage and I hate it. The acting is over the top and dialog is atrocious. The girl Belinda is so vulgar using all the crude stuff [vomit, poop, fart, stomach growling, Brazilian wax, the attorney's d*ck] for what she thinks is "comedy". She is a loudmouth, obsessed with sex ugly lead character and almost everything that comes out of her dirty mouth has sexual reference. When she gets startled or stumbles, she utters male or female sexual anatomy. Each. And. Every. Time. I wanted to drag her into the bathtub and wash her including her mouth with disinfectant soap.

The writer and director think this is funny. Even the poorest people in the Philippines are not as crass as this Belinda creature. I am so ashamed for the Filipino people for creating this dreadful abomination they call a comedy movie and streaming on Netflix.

Not recommended.

Keep John Rich's Progress Number 1

Song by John Rich has reached Number 1 on iTunes. Keep it at number 1.

There’s a hole in this country 

Where it’s heart used to be. 

Old Glory’s divided on fire in the street. 

They say building back better, will make America great 

If that’s a wave of the future all I’ve got to say is…. 

Stick your progress where the sun don’t shine 

Keep your big mess away from me and mine 

If you leave us alone we’d all be just fine

They invite the whole world to come live in our land 

And leave our countrymen dying in Afghanistan

They say let go of Jesus and let Government save

You can have back your freedoms if you do what we say 

They Shutdown our pipelines and they shut down our voices 

And they shutdown our main streets 

And they shutdown our choices

They bent us all over but it’s all over now 

Because we figured it out 

We ain’t backing down

The Roundup

tags: action, cop movie, Korean,  

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Sequel to The Outlaws | BumJoedoshi (2017)

4 years have passed since Detective Ma Suk-Do (Ma Dong-Seok) wiped out Jang Chen and his group. Ma Suk-Do and his team members receive a mission to bring a suspect who fled to Vietnam back to  South Korea. Ma Suk-Do chases after Kang Hae-Sang (Son Suk-Ku) in Vietnam and back in South Korea.

Detective Ma Suk-Do tries to give the bad guy a taste of his own medicine by lightly poking his butt several times with his own knife

The movie is a nonstop action brutal bloody knife fights and murders, and comedy. Ma Dong-Seok, an American Korean actor, Don Lee, is one of my favorites. He is not your typical tall and handsome movie star but he is great in action and comedy movies.

Son Suk-Ku of My Liberation Notes is awesome as the villain! What an entertaining cops and thugs movie. 

Son Suk-Ku as vicious Kang Hae-Sang 

The Big Dark Sky

tags: horror, mystery, sci-fi

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

From Goodreads

A group of strangers bound by terrifying synchronicity becomes humankind’s hope of survival in an exhilarating, twist-filled novel by Dean Koontz, the #1 New York Times bestselling master of suspense.

As a girl, Joanna Chase thrived on Rustling Willows Ranch in Montana until tragedy upended her life. Now thirty-four and living in Santa Fe with only misty memories of the past, she begins to receive pleas—by phone, through her TV, in her dreams: I am in a dark place, Jojo. Please come and help me. Heeding the disturbing appeals, Joanna is compelled to return to Montana, and to a strange childhood companion she had long forgotten.

She isn’t the only one drawn to the Montana farmstead. People from all walks of life have converged at the remote ranch. They are haunted, on the run, obsessed, and seeking answers to the same omniscient danger Joanna came to confront.

All the while, on the outskirts of Rustling Willows, a madman lurks with a vision to save the future. Mass murder is the only way to see his frightening manifesto come to pass.

Through a bizarre twist of seemingly coincidental circumstances, a band of strangers now find themselves under Montana’s big dark sky. Their lives entwined, they face an encroaching horror. Unless they can defeat this threat, it will spell the end for humanity

Dean Koontz has written another satisfying novel - science fiction, mystery, fantasy, and horror. 

It has almost all the things I like in a novel - aliens, AI, resourceful good people, evil villains, and as a bonus, a hilarious young couple for comedic relief. A little romance, albeit one-sided. The 2 year-old AI falls in love with her creator, the handsome and elegant genius Ganesh Patel. No dogs in the novel but plenty of wild animals.

Highly recommended for Dean Koontz fans.

Jimmy Two Eyes

The Night Shift

tags: mystery, soap opera 

⭐

From Goodreads

What connects a massacre in a Blockbuster video store in 1999 with the murder of four teenagers fifteen years later?

It's New Year's Eve of 1999 when four teenagers working late are attacked at a Blockbuster video store in New Jersey. Only one inexplicably survives. Police quickly identify a suspect, the boyfriend of one of the victims, who flees and is never seen again.

Fifteen years later, four more teenagers are attacked at an ice cream store in the same town, and again only one makes it out alive. In the aftermath of the latest crime, three lives intersect: the lone survivor of the Blockbuster massacre, who is forced to relive the horrors of her tragedy; the brother of the fugitive accused, who is convinced the police have the wrong suspect; and FBI agent Sarah Keller, who must delve into the secrets of both nights to uncover the truth about the night shift murders.

Another soap opera disguised as mystery thriller. It has the same clichéd elements I have come to detest in new mystery novels:

• The rich haughty ice queen mother is becoming a staple in new books.
• A father estranged from daughter because of her career choice.
• Mentioning the race of characters as if it matters to the story.
• Most characters are cardboard cutouts with no difference in personalities for all ages and sex.
• Filled with annoying red herrings for higher page count.

Spoiler

Valley of the Dead: MalnaZidos

tags: movie, Netflix streaming. Spanish, zombies

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Valley of the Dead is a Spanish zombie movie set during the Spanish Civil War. Two opposing sides agree to a temporary alliance to deal with an army of the dead created by the Nazis. It uses a historical setting and I like it for its combination of zombies and smart comedic dialog but tells a good story. My only complaint is the English subtitles. Why are the names of people translated into English. Example: one guy named Mecha is translated to Fuse. It's a nickname like the female Matacuras (priest killer) but still. Just leave the Spanish names, not the English translated.

Recommended for zombie movie fans.

The Key To Midnight

tags: Dean Koontz, mystery, romance 

⭐⭐⭐

From Goodreads

This book was originally published under the pseudonym Leigh Nichols.

Who is Joanna Rand? Alex Hunter hasn't come to Japan to fall in love. But Joanne Rand is the most beautiful, exciting woman he has ever met. But Joanne is not who she thinks she is.

Ten years before, and halfway across the world, a brutally bizarre experiment recreated her mind. A violation so hideous that her dreams are filled with terror and her memories are a lie.

If they are ever to be free, Alex and Joanna have to reopen the dangerous door into the nightmare past. Somehow they have to find the key to midnight.

I hardly read any books by Dean Koontz published in the 70s and 80s. Dean Koontz explained that he revised the original 1979 edition, cutting 30,000 words and adding 5,000 and in August 2010, he released a "better" version in paperback. My Kindle copy was issued on November 30, 2021. 

The book is a mash-up of murder mystery, romance, Russian infiltrators, sci-fi. It is not the best Dean Koontz novel and it reads like a lethargic James Bond movie. Still a good enough read and I enjoyed it.

The Terminal List

tags: Amazon streaming, corruption, military drama, revenge

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Finally, an Amazon series that I watched and enjoyed regardless of a few flaws

*cough*honest journalist and righteous FBI agents*cough*

filmed in the dark, it's hard to see the scenes clearly

too many flash backs

last man on his list is predictable

Chris Pratt's acting is not bad and Taylor Kitsch stands out as his best buddy. This series is not for viewers with low tolerance for brutality which is necessary to convey extreme anger and thirst for revenge. One scene in particular is literally gut wrenching.😁 If you watch the series, you'll know which one I'm referring to. The death scene of the smug businessman, played convincingly by Jai Courtney, is short but still satisfying. I like that there are several witty one-liners here and there.

I have not read the book the series is based on and I plan to read it. According to reviewers on Amazon, 2 female characters, Liz and the journalist are not portrayed accurately. The journalist is supposed to be a blonde female European but here in the series is played by a short slightly overweight American of Chinese descent, the only woke hire for a main character, thank goodness. Her acting is sub par though, yelling for emphasis when it is not necessary, or sounding like a child psychiatrist. For example, on Episode 8, she was trying to convince Reece to not eliminate the next one on the list. She talks to Reece as though he is a 2 year old retard with her super clichéd lines and delivery. Ugh! Fault of director and actor herself. At least, I'm thankful the production left out the alphabet soup.

Recommended for revenge genre fans.