Saturday, March 19, 2022

Windfall


tags: Netflix movie, thriller wannabe, worst movie ever made
my rating: gazillion goose eggs0000000000
from Netflix
A man breaks into a tech billionaire's empty vacation home, but things go sideways when the arrogant mogul and his wife arrive for a last-minute get-away.
"Arrogant mogul" description is inaccurate. I didn't see any arrogance in his character. The tech mogul is matter-of-fact and not flaunting his riches to the envious vacation home occupier.

What an embarrassment! The movie is a major fail in every category.

Acting -The only acceptable performance is done by Jesse Plemons who plays the husband. The other 3 actors  Are. Truly. Awful. They have neither facial expressions nor believable delivery of lines. 

Illogical Script - Extremely inane because nobody who is supposed to be smart to become a billionaire will leave a loaded gun inside an unlocked drawer in an empty vacation house. If you have a gun to use for your safety, you either store it where you reside everyday, not in a weekend home, or carry it with you everyday, or hire a bodyguard. A spare gun in a vacation home should be kept in a strong box if he is stupid to insist one should be kept there. Obviously, the script writer doesn't know anything about guns and its purpose. The stranger who decides to "experience being a a billionaire by squatting in the vacation home" is only there maybe for a week or days which does not serve his purpose. What an idiotic idea. He did not intend to stay there forever, so why did he declare he wanted to live like a billionaire? Since it is a vacation home, there are no food. The occupier still needs to go out and buy them. He can only enjoy the swimming pool, the sauna, the alcoholic drinks, and the house but nothing else. He is only seen drinking beer or some bottled drink. That's it. He never used the pool nor the sauna. Killing the only believable entrepreneur character is the dumbest idea ever. This movie is written mainly for lazy socialists and brainless viewers who envy rich accomplished people to satisfy their wish in "eating" and killing the rich.😠 There are no backstories for all 3 main characters to understand the stupid wife and the equally d'oh! stupid occupier. The late arrival of a Latino groundskeeper is contrived. He starts doing some noisy work outside which is a head scratcher. He is using a leaf blower or some tool that makes loud noise but the property has no green lawn nor trees very near the house. It is xeriscaped, no grass around and the driveway to the house. The ground is pristine. What is he using the tool for? His death is unnecessary and he is portrayed as lacking in common sense too. Rayciss!

Directing and Cinematography - amateurs

Music - amateur, computer generated garbage, annoying, and incongruous to the particular scenes

Entertainment Value - NIL. Watching paint dry or waiting for water to boil is more exciting. Trust me.

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